19 Reasons The L Train Is A Soul-Crushing Nightmare

    Aww, you thought you were going to go somewhere on the weekend? Adorable.

    1. The L train is a fun train to take if you like letting three pass by during morning rush hour, because they're so crowded that you can't get on.

    2. Oh, and then you have to go somewhere on a Sunday? LOL, sorry.

    3. Trying to get on and off at Union Square? Hope you brought nunchucks to ninja your way through the crowd.

    4. Going under the river makes your ears pop.

    5. The L train robot lady's voice starts to sound more familiar than your own mother's.

    6. People bring entire pots of oatmeal on it.

    7. You never know when you're going to get a pole dance in the middle of your commute.

    8. Wait, you live past the Lorimer stop and want to take the train on the weekends?

    9. It has its own website to tell you what state of despair it's in.

    10. This happens:

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    14. This happens:

    15. This happens:

    16. No matter which way you're trying to go:

    17. And then this happens:

    18. This happens:

    19. Basically this happens: