17 Ways The Dog From “Oliver & Company” Is Cooler Than You

Ugh, I quit.

1. Just look at this. This is the face of utter coolness.

2. He’s amazing with the ladies. Are you this smooth with YOUR crush?

3. You have never led a choreographed parade down Fifth Avenue:

4. You have never strutted across the street in “deal with it” shades and a cool sausage necklace.

5. Ugh, you WISH you could do this to escape awkward situations:

6. You would be super dead if you did this:

7. You don’t possibly walk with this much swag:

8. Is this what you look like checking out a hottie from the roof of a taxi? Didn’t think so.

9. You can’t even roll out of bed the right way:

10. You can’t even play chopsticks, and this dog is swinging above Manhattan playing a piano with his GODDAMN TAIL:

11. You use a blow dryer, and Dodger uses NEW YORK CITY:

12. Nope, this is you.

14. This is not you.

15. You are definitely not this.

16. Nope, this isn’t you either.

17. BRB, giving up.

18. Full proof:

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