13 People Who Need To MOVE
Excuse me, could you please not stand there? Thanks.
4. People who stop at the top of the subway stairs to check their phones.
6. People who stand in front of the elevator doors and refuse to budge.
10. People who move at a snail’s pace because they’re staring at their phones.
11. People who slowly drag huge luggage behind them on crowded streets.
12. Drivers who get in the center turn lane and drive, like, half a mile.
13. People who stand in the middle of the sidewalk to have a conversation.
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ironyisoverrated 2 months agoThis article needs to be pinned at the top of Buzzfeed from now until the site dies. Some segment of the population is either completely unaware of the space they take up and how it affects everyone around them, or they just don’t give a shit. Do you stand in the middle of the escalator? PICK A SIDE JACKASS!
Do you cluster at the door of a business or building to talk? GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY SHEEP!
Do you stop your cart in the middle of an aisle or right next to a display, or stand aside your cart while gaping blankly at toothpaste? ROLL AWAY BITCH!
Do you meander left and right on the sidewalk, like a drunk fucking goat? GET ON THE RIGHT AND STAY THERE!
Do you and your friends zombie shuffle on the sidewalk? THINK LIKE NOAH, GO 2 by 2 YOU SELFISH MORONS!
Do you walk down a narrow stair in the dead center, and slowly? GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY YOUR MAJESTY!
Do you sit on a bus or train all spread out, like your junk is so fucking big it needs its own seat? GET OVER YOURSELF!
Do you stand right at the door of the train so everyone getting on or off has to snake past you? OH SORRY I JUST “ACCIDENTALLY” KNEED YOU IN THE BALLS! -
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edwardstarkf 2 months agoDrivers who blast past STOP signs yet, STOP when there is no sign in sight. FML.
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michaelk28 2 months agoSore spot hit with slow walkers. Hate most of all gangs of chorus-line sidewalk hogs who then crawl at a snail’s pace and pretend that they can’t see every person on earth is trying to get around them. Minions of Satan.
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Uncle Pennybags 2 months ago
Costco. “Oh I’m in the door now, better stop completely and try to put my card back in my wallet”.
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This was made even more hilarious by the aggressive comments in red. Love it.
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AbusementPark 2 months agoPeople who get to the top or bottom of an escalator, then stop and look around to see where they want to go.
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People that visit each other with their baskets in the grocery isle when it is super busy. No, No don’t visit each other by the cheese section do it right here in the bread isle!
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