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Free Yellow Rug, Now with More Free (Falls Church, VA)
Date: 2012-06-06, 8:41PM EDT
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Dear Reader,
I have for you a Yellow Rug. If you are in need of a yellow rug, and you do not have any money to spend for a yellow rug, I have a yellow rug for you for which I will not ask anything in return. Simply come to my house, take the rug, profit.
If you are in need of a yellow rug and have no money to spend on a yellow rug and are unable to come and get the yellow rug, I cannot help you.
The picture is a very good picture. The yellow rug is not of the spotless nature. It has been used and loved. It does not smell bad, and it was in a home which was pet-free, unless you consider small children pets. Smoking did not occur on or near this yellow rug, nor within the household in which it has and currently is contained. This yellow rug will provide you insulation from cold or hot wood, stone, tile, linoleum and carpet flooring finishes. It will cover a 7-foot by 5-foot area, maybe more or less, as I didn't actually measure the yellow rug. If a man with a Yellow Hat lived in your house, he would enjoy this yellow rug.
You should have this yellow rug. You deserve this yellow rug. This yellow rug is not too good for you. You need this yellow rug in your life. And I need this yellow rug out of mine.
Sincerely,
The Yellow Rug Owner
PS. This truly is a Yellow Rug, not a giant pancake that fell on my kitchen floor during the process of flipping.
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