Long Live The Dayton Swim Club

Behold this video. Please, if you have any information about this amazing man and his now-closed swim club, CALL ME I NEED TO KNOW WHO HE IS. Thanks to @mikepolkjr for bringing this video into my life.

The video.

This video is the only information I could find on this legend of a man and his club. Can we get Nancy Grace on the case?

Welcome!

Swim club, eh? Looks welcoming! I love to swim!

That shirt.

Chris shows you how to check in. Where do I get a towel, LOL! I'm ready to swim!

Shampoo provided!

Thermasilk and Herbal Essences! I love the 90's!

Free pop too!

Free Surge?! This place is great! Still waiting to see the pool...

Fix yourself a plate!

Hot food provided! I better wait 30 minutes before I swim, though! Hey, where is the pool, BTW?

Wait.

Huh. That's weird. Beds at a swim club? And what does this poster mean? Judge Joe Brown? I guess he wants me to make sure and wear a swim cap, LOL!

OK. Wait.

A jungle room? And a sex swing? Chris, what's going on? Where's the pool?

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!

THIS IS A SEX CLUB!!!! PEOPLE HAVE SEX HERE!!!

Oh there's the pool.

I'M GOOD I DON'T WANT TO GO SWIMMING ANYMORE THANK YOU I HAVE TO GO BYE.

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!