2. Because you agreed to happy hour which is obviously a bad idea.
You know there won’t be much you can eat so you tell yourself “it’s gonna be a chicken caesar with no croutons or dressing, a vodka soda and that’s IT.” Then Becky orders fries for the whole table…fucking Becky.
14. Because all you wanna do is get whacked…
Whatever that means.
- Justice Antonin Scalia, who served almost 30 years on the Supreme Court as one of its most prominent and influential conservative voices, died Saturday. He was 79.
- The four members of British indie band Viola Beach and their manager are believed to have died in a car crash in Sweden.
- And U.S. Republican presidential candidates had their nastiest debate yet in South Carolina last night 🇺🇸