14 Reasons Your New Year's Resolution Diet Never Sticks

Why you will most likely cave and be done with your diet by February.

1. Because, ANOTHER OFFICE B-DAY.

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2. Because you agreed to happy hour which is obviously a bad idea.

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You know there won’t be much you can eat so you tell yourself "it’s gonna be a chicken caesar with no croutons or dressing, a vodka soda and that’s IT." Then Becky orders fries for the whole table…fucking Becky.

3. Because some asshole invented Cronuts.

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4. Because you got invited to a wedding with an open bar. Plus cake.

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So naturally, fuck it.

5. Because you just need a cheat day...

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Or seven...

6. Because you're eating gluten free, but opps! You ate ALL the gluten free cookies in one sitting.

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7. Because you had a really bad day and the only thing that makes it better is 16 ounces of froyo. Amiright?

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Load. It. UP.

8. Because you’re on a road trip and your ONLY option was a BBQ Ranch Burger from McDonald's.

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Not packing granola bars or fruit or anything...

9. Because WHO MADE BROWNIES?

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At first you're mad, but then you're just eating them.

10. Because you eat well all day then come home from work and...

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11. Because you fantasize about food.

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12. Because you're on your period and it's just NOT gonna happen this week.

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13. Because every day is a new day in your kitchen.

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14. Because all you wanna do is get whacked...

Whatever that means.