The 5 Stages Of Grieving Everyone Experiences When They Miss Lockout

Everyone's having fun but me :(

First some music to set the mood...

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1. Denial

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"NO! I can't be locked out, my watch says it's 1.29am. I still have one whole minute! My friends are in there, please. Oh my god, I'm all alone. This is how horror films start! LET ME IN!!!"

2. Anger

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"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SECURITY GUARD?!? Don't you know who I am? I drink here like EVERY day! You're so rude! I'm going to write a letter, what's your name? I'm doing it right now!"

3. Bargaining

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"Security guard, I'm so sorry. Maybe I'll sneak you a cheeky $10, you let me in and this whole letter thing disappears? Come on... come on... COME ON!"

4. Depression

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"OMG I just feel like crying because I can't get in. I can literally see my friends having so much fun and I'm just out here so alone... so very alone."

5. Acceptance

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"You know what? NO. I'm not going to keep partying. I've had a long night, enough to drink and a bit of a dance. It's about time I got a kebab and went home. TAXI!"

There's always tomorrow...