1. So you’ve always wanted to be a princess…
2. These ladies probably had a lot to do with it.
3. But being a princess really isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
9. 2. A princess must be polite.
11. No matter what they have coming to them.
12. 3. Princesses are under constant scrutiny.
15. Which, at first, seems like it would just get kind of annoying.
19. 4. A Princess has to look perfect at all times.
20. And if you don’t already fit the princess mold…
24. 5. Princesses basically get auctioned off to the highest bidder.
25. Which means feeling like this your entire life.
(Except…you kind of are, Jas.)