I thought this entire thing was a joke, even after it was finished. I said to myself “Hmm.. ok… all these people are showing their support; that’s cute. Not laugh-out-loud cute, but nice to see. At least they’re not making a full-length movie, though!” And then I checked imdb. I…uh…I am not impressed. I don’t get this kind of movie (and even with not getting it, it seems unbelievably kitsch, hammy and thinly-plotted). Are we SURE it’s not a joke??

Just curious, but is it a popular idea that the United States should open up the borders to everyone?

Sorry Machete, I usually use ridiculous action films for escaping not realizing some major political fault with our country, if I wanna do that I’ll just go to the news at eleven.

It’s not racist to send people who are here illegally and using our government to gain access to our welfare, which is supposed to be for citizens of the U.S.A. back to Mexico where they belong.  YOU PASS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU GET 12 YRS HARD LABOR, YOU PASS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
SHOT. YOU PASS THE AMERICAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET A JOB, DRIVER’S
LICENSE, ALLOWANCE FOR A PLACE TO LIVE, HEALTH CARE, EDUCATION, BILLIONS
OF DOLLARS SPENT SO YOU CAN READ A DOCUMENT. WE CARRY PASSPORTS IN
OTHER COUNTRIES OR FACE JAIL TIME. REPOST THIS IF YOU AGREE!!! ITS
BS!!!!

Was pumped until I saw Lindsay Lohan.
They must’ve gave her the part of the drug mule.

Definite must see :)

Hell yes.

Since I first saw him in DeathWish 3, Trejo has been the cool dude in all the movies but you may have not known his name. Now he finally gets the spotlight. Trejo is awesome!

This movie might be watchable without Blowhan and MiserAlba.

FRANK LIPIDIS!!!! hey baby ;)

I hope the teabaggers watch this movie! :P

This Is What Will Happen Mexican+Arizona Law=One Pissed Off Mexican With A Machete

Danny Trejo rocks the world.

So I see Jessica Alba’s not getting better with practice.

Looks awesome but don’t you think this just adds to the “Mexican Invasion” paranoia?

I think every movie and TV show out there has at least 1 or 2 members of the Lost cast. Anyways, this looks awesome, been waiting a long time.

Lapidus!!!!!!!!

Jizz. In. My. Pants.

I don’t get why they are “introducing” Don Johnson. Do they think we don’t know who he is?