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1. It's much, much cheaper than a car, so the price is right.
2. And it gets great gas mileage (80–90mpg).
3. So it's environmentally friendly.
4. And you can save money.
5. But really, you should buy one so you can re-create this scene.
6. Or have your passenger perform gymnastics while you drive.
7. You're light and nimble, so you can weave through traffic like a geek chic Dale Earnhardt.
8. And if traffic is too bad, the sidewalk is always an option.
9. Though pedestrians may not appreciate it.
10. You never get tired or sweaty.
11. Because there ain't no pedaling involved.
12. Also, driving at 40mph is a great way to dry off after a swim. Look, Selena and Vanessa know what I'm talking about.
13. You can transport things on it. (Note: This was for my 25th birthday party).
14. It's almost impossible to not have swag.
15. And people will think you're Italian, if that's something you're into.
16. You can make scooter friends.
17. And drive in a scooter pack.
18. You even get to wave to other scooter drivers on the road because you're part of a team.
19. You can name it "Scooter" Libby and get a lot of laughs IF (and only if) you live in Washington, D.C.
20. And when you're done with it, you can add it to the back of a chair and sell it for like 7 million Lira.
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