10 Reasons The Sochi Winter Olympics Are Actually The Hunger Games

With all of the dangers that lurk in Sochi this winter, here are the top adversaries our tributes—er, Olympians—will face.

1. Lethal assassins run at large

Via dailymail.co.uk

2. Dangerous terrain. Very dangerous terrain.

Via latimes.com

Snowboarder Marika Enne of Finaldn is carried off on a stretcher after a crash landing on the final jump of the slopestyle course at the Rosa Khutor Extreme Park prior to the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics. (Julian Finney / Getty Images / February 4, 2014)

3. You're gonna need a Sponsor if you want some fresh water.

Via Twitter: @StacyStClair

4. Life gives you lemons, you make lemonade, right? A little different in Sochi…

Via Twitter: @geez49

5. You have to stick together, no matter what.

Via Twitter: @euronews

6. #SochiProblems is to forever be a reminder that the Dark Days must never be repeated again.

7. Grab what you can—it's every man for himself.

Via Twitter: @SochiProblems

8. You'll get there in style.

https://twitter.com/SochiProblems/status/430906170430070784/photo/1

9. A ready hotel room? May the odds be ever in your favor…

Via Twitter: @SochiFails

10. …and this. This poster.

Via facebook.com