There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who know where they're going and those who, well, don't.
For starters, asking for directions is never a good idea...
Elevators may as well be the Bermuda Triangle.
A simple bathroom quest turns into an adventure. And not the fun kind.
Mall directories do anything but direct you.
Friends are constantly telling you where to go because you might end up in Disneyland when your initial destination was the Ralph's on the corner.
Parking lots are the 7th circle of hell.
But when all else fails, test the winds. Or something like that.