18. Wilhelm Richard "Velvet Cap" Wagner
17. Peter "Giggle Chins" Tchaikovsky
16. Frederick "Lady Killer" Chopin
15. Johann "O Rly?" Sebastian Bach
14. Claude "Little Hands" Debussy
13. Johannes "Skeletor" Brahms
12. Franz "Wild Thang" Schubert
11. Ludwig "Fireball" van Beethoven
10. Alexander "The Tickler" Scriabin
9. Wolfgang "Micky Blue Eyes" Mozart
8. Robert "Baby Face Bobby" Schumann
7. Erik "Big Papa" Satie
6. Sergei "Soft Face" Rachmaninov
5. Anton "Mad Flow" Rubinstein
4. Igor "Gropes-a-Lot" Stravinsky
3. George "Sup Ladies" Gershwin
2. Franz "The Man" Liszt
1. Edvard "Snuffleupagus" Grieg
This post originally showed a photo of the very foxy Soulima Stravinsky in place of his father, Igor. This egregious error has been rectified and the correct, heart-stoppingly handsome Stravinsky has been put in his place.