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1. He calls you babe, baby, honey, darling etc. the day you first started talking
2. He "kisses" you through text from the very first day you start messaging.
3. He talks about having kids with you the day you met
4. He asks for your phone number on that very same day!
5. He texts you... All. Day. Long. You literally can't get any work done if you don't ignore his texts or turn your phone off!
6. He asks to met IRL, most likely because he believes he can woo you into bed. Either that or he is a psychopath, in which case, RUN!!!
7. When you tell him you are not interested he flips out and acts like you just broke his heart, even though you met only 3 days ago!
8. Even after tell him you are not interested, he says he would quickly forgive you for your lapse in judgment because he knows you are just scared to meet someone as great as him because he will turn your life upside-down in a good way.
9. He continues to bombard you with texts trying to figure out where he went wrong in this relationship that never was. He continues to try to convince you that he is great.
10. And in the end all you can do is block him to keep him from texting you crazy messages.
Which leaves you to wonder if there are any normal people out there anymore...
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