The Endtimes Are Nearing And Boy Are They Delicious

A bacon sundae is now available at Burger King.

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The new Bacon Sundae from Burger King features vanilla ice cream with fudge, caramel, bacon bits and a piece of bacon. It is $1.25 and has 510 calories, 18 grams of fat and 61 grams of sugar.

Things With Fewer Calories Than The Bacon Sundae:

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BK Single Stacker (380 calories)

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BK Double Stacker (505 calories)

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3 Lean Cuisine Steak Tips Portabello meals (160 calories each)

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2 Magnum Belgian White Chocolate Dipped Ice Cream Bars (250 calories each)

But really, mere mortals have no accurate measurement for how awesome a bacon sundae is. So on that premise, I have rated it at 4.5 out of 5 universes.