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1. Find your keys in the freezer.
2. Drive away with things on top of your car.
3. Answer the baby monitor when the phone rings.
4. Get ridiculously happy when the baby sleeps four hours straight.
5. Try to warm up food in the refrigerator.
6. Sway for no reason.
7. Space out on everyday objects.
8. Random baby talk.
9. Lose your glasses.
10. Start kitchen fires.
11. Unload the groceries into all the wrong places.
12. Forget your own child's name.
13. Think you hear or see your baby when they're not around.
14. Lose the baby — sort of.
15. Forget to lift the toilet lid in the middle of the night.
16. Get everyone into the car and forget the destination.
17. Spontaneously nap.
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