Oh how I giggle,
When I feel that tickle,
It's hard to be subtle,
When you're blowing a bubble.
Not from your mouth,
But a little further south,
A tiny hello,
From your bff below.
A goofy puff,
From your muff.
Don't be shy,
It' just your whispering eye!
Some may shame you,
Or try to blame you,
Ignore the naysayers,
Queef on,
Pink trumpet players!