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    The Bodily Function Poem You've Been Waiting For

    An ode to the all mighty Queef.

    Oh how I giggle,
    When I feel that tickle,
    It's hard to be subtle,
    When you're blowing a bubble.

    Not from your mouth,
    But a little further south,
    A tiny hello,
    From your bff below.

    A goofy puff,
    From your muff.
    Don't be shy,
    It' just your whispering eye!

    Some may shame you,
    Or try to blame you,
    Ignore the naysayers,
    Queef on,
    Pink trumpet players!