139 Thoughts Everyone Has While On A Contiki Tour

    It's the most fun you can barely remember.

    1. Too scared to travel on my own for the first time. Contiki tour it is!

    2. Am I a cliché?

    3. I'm a cliché.

    4. I don't even care.

    5. I hope I get a good group.

    6. I'm not going to go overboard on the drinking.

    7. I'm never going to be able to stick to the luggage limit.

    8. What if I hate everyone?

    9. What if I have a terrible time?

    10. OMG I'M IN EUROPE.

    11. Time to meet the group.

    12. Be cool.

    13. So I'm checking everyone out but I'm totally being subtle about it.

    14. Hey, is that guy checking me out?

    15. That girl definitely looked me up and down.

    16. OMG they're all Australians.

    17. Wait, no, there are two Canadians.

    18. Seriously what's with all the Australians.

    19. Luggage weigh in uh-oh.

    20. 200g under the limit, yessss!

    21. So this bus is going to be my home for the next three weeks.

    22. I don't want to sit right up the front like a dork.

    23. Is the back where all the cool kids go? Is this like high school?

    24. Don't get the seat behind the toilet, don't get the seat behind the toilet.

    25. OK, two-thirds to the back, this looks good.

    26. Everyone is really quiet.

    27. Should I talk to someone?

    28. I'm going to try to talk to someone.

    29. That guy looks nice.

    30. Oh God he has his iPod in.

    31. Should I interrupt him?

    32. Just say hello.

    33. That went well.

    34. Seriously what is up with all the Australians.

    35. OMG WE'RE IN PARIS.

    36. OMG THERE IS THE EIFFEL TOWER.

    37. OMG THESE GUYS ARE SO FUN.

    38. SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!

    39. YOU ARE ALL MY BEST FRIENDS.

    40. Where am I?

    41. What happened last night?

    42. I am not drinking for the rest of the trip.

    43. I don't even want to sightsee today.

    44. This place is so beautiful though.

    45. This bus is good for sleeping.

    46. OK I'll just have a few drinks.

    47. Oooh those two are already hooking up. Nice.

    48. Hope that doesn't get awkward for the rest of the trip.

    49. SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!

    50. Fuck.

    51. Naptime.

    52. Oh we're stopping?

    53. OMG THIS PLACE IS BEAUTIFUL!

    54. I have to take a photo of that.

    55. And that.

    56. And that.

    57. I can't believe I'm actually here.

    58. I'm not going out tonight. I want to enjoy tomorrow.

    59. OK I will go out, but it's going to be an early night.

    60. I LOVE YOU GUYS.

    61. SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!

    62. Whoops.

    63. Another day on the bus.

    64. Stop trying to make this day song happen. It's not going to happen.

    65. Naptime.

    66. Oh we're here? OMG THIS PLACE IS BEAUTIFUL.

    67. Those two are hooking up now? I didn't see that coming.

    68. I am buying all of these things.

    69. Yes I'll buy this too.

    70. And that.

    71. OK early night tonight.

    72. No really, I want to be in bed by 10.

    73. SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!

    74. Shit.

    75. At least everyone else feels terrible too.

    76. This is a nice place to be hungover in.

    77. Wow I feel so cultured right now.

    78. I can't wait to tell my parents about this place.

    79. This is really beautiful.

    80. OMG our group is so much better than that busload.

    81. Toga parrrrty!

    82. SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!

    83. Sigh.

    84. Ugh can we not listen to that girl's iPod again?

    85. Seriously this iPod is the worst.

    86. I can't believe I'm in Italy.

    87. Gelato!

    88. Gelato!

    89. Shots!

    90. What the hell is this craphole we're staying in.

    91. Seriously the bus is better than this.

    92. That guy is really starting to get on my nerves.

    93. Why doesn't he just STFU.

    94. I think those two are hooking up now.

    95. Driving day tomorrow. Party time tonight!

    96. SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!

    97. Naptime.

    98. Stay away from me with your germs.

    99. If I get sick…

    100. OH WOW THIS PLACE IS BEAUTIFUL.

    101. Shit I've got the cough.

    102. Uggggh I can't stop coughing.

    103. OMG IS THAT SNOW!

    104. Snowball fight, yesssss!

    105. Shit that wasn't good for my cough.

    106. What is that weird stuff coming out of my nose?

    107. I want my mum.

    108. Alcohol will definitely make me feel better.

    109. BEST NIGHT EVER!

    110. Am I dead?

    111. These people are driving me nuts.

    112. I hate you all.

    113. Except you three, you three are great.

    114. Uggggh why won't this cough go away?!

    115. Damn all these people and their germs.

    116. This food is the worst.

    117. Where is all the hot water?!

    118. BED BUGS?!?!?!

    119. This was the worst idea ever.

    120. Naptime.

    121. Wow, this place really is beautiful.

    122. OK, this food is delicious.

    123. This is really fun.

    124. I wish I didn't feel so sick though.

    125. I need some medicine.

    126. I THINK this is paracetemol.

    127. I might need the hospital.

    128. At least I have people to take care of me.

    129. This bus stinks so bad.

    130. WHO DID THAT IN THE TOILET?!?!

    131. OK I am done with this.

    132. Awww our last night.

    133. OK let's go to a sex show.

    134. Well that was a nice bonding experience.

    135. SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!

    136. I love these guys.

    137. I wish this wasn't ending.

    138. WE'RE GOING TO BE FRIENDS FOREVER!!

    139. That was the best three weeks of my life.