1. Holy shit, what’s happening right now?
2. IS THIS A PROPOSAL.
3. OMG this is major.
4. THIS IS A PROPOSAL.
6. OMG I’m so happy!
7. I need to tell everyone!
8. It should be illegal to be this happy.
9. WAIT NO EVERYONE SHOULD BE THIS HAPPY.
10. HAPPINESS FOR ALL.
11. Oh now we have to set a date.
12. OMG the dress!
13. ~googles wedding gowns~
14. ~creates a pinterest board~
18. OH HELL YES PIN.
19. Omg who is going to be my bridesmaids?
20. What colour should they wear?
21. How big should this thing be?
22. How much should we spend?
23. Should my dad walk me down the aisle?
24. Is that like anti-feminist?
25. Oh god should I change my name?
26. What do I do?!?!
27. Wow there are a lot of decisions to make.
28. I’m happy.
29. I’m still happy.
30. OK I feel anxious.
31. An excel spreadsheet, yes. That will help.
32. OK I’m feeling a little calmer now.
33. I feel happy again.
34. I AM GETTING MARRIED YAY.
35. Time to pick a venue.
36. Oh god there are so many venues to look at.
37. This one is fugly but the food is delicious.
38. This one is beautiful but the food is bland.
39. WHAT DO I PICK.
40. Wow this place is PERFECT.
41. It’s HOW MUCH?!
42. It’s probably worth it.
43. We have a little wiggle room with the budget.
44. Fuck it, you only get one wedding. LET’S DO THIS.
45. Oh shit where are we gonna get the money from.
46. I’ll just DIY the decorations.
47. It’ll be fun!
48. OK, the wedding is in 10 months, I better find a dress.
49. I don’t want to be one of those brides who loses weight just for her wedding.
50. That’s so lame.
51. But… I want to look my best.
52. I’m totally judging myself right now.
53. OK I’m not going to do it for the wedding, it’s gonna be for myself.
54. ~signs up for the gym~
55. Ugh I hate exercise.
56. Think happy thoughts think happy thoughts think happy thoughts.
57. I’m going to look effing amazing in my dress.
58. I just have to find it first.
59. Wedding dress shopping, this is gonna be so much fun!
60. I know exactly what I want.
61. NOT puffy.
62. No sparkles.
63. Something simple and elegant.
64. Definitely straps.
65. Wooooow there are so many dresses.
66. OMG SO PRETTY.
67. LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY.
68. PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY.
69. Wow this is so pretty but it’s not what I want.
70. Stop showing me stuff I don’t want.
71. Yeah that’s way out of my budget.
72. You can go away now shop lady.
73. No I’m not trying that gown on, it’s strapless and sparkly and puffy and the opposite of what I want.
74. STOP SHOWING ME BALL GOWNS.
75. Trying on dresses is really tiring.
76. This looks terrible.
77. This one is… OK, I guess.
78. This one is so boring.
79. This isn’t going to happen is it.
80. I’m never going to find the one.
81. This is not fun.
82. I want to cry.
83. Alright I’ll try on the ball gown just to shut this woman up.
84. OMG I LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS.
85. I’M A PRINCESS I’M A PRINCESS I’M A FAIRY TALE PRINCESS.
87. I AM SO HAPPY.
88. This is the one.
89. It’s not at all what I wanted but it’s the one.
90. How much is it?
91. Oh shit.
92. Oh shit.
93. SCREW IT I ONLY GET TO BE A BRIDE ONCE.
94. I got the dress yaaaaaaay.
95. I better hit the gym again.
96. OK, now shopping with my bridesmaids, that is gonna be fun.
97. I’m going to let them pick their own dresses coz I am awesome.
98. As long as they find the same shade of chartreuse.
99. That is not chartreuse that is lime.
100. You have the worst taste.
101. No you can’t wear florals, what do you think this is?
102. This is what you’re going to wear.
103. THIS IS NOT YOUR DAY BITCH.
104. OK fine I just want everyone to be happy you can wear the floral lime green dress.
105. This is going to ruin my wedding photos.
106. Oh well, that’s not what’s important.
109. Why am I crying?
110. I literally can’t stop crying.
111. It’s getting so close.
112. We better send out the invites.
113. I am not inviting that person.
114. No, mother, I am NOT inviting that person.
115. I do not even know those people.
116. Stop threatening me with the budget, you can’t make me invite those people.
117. FINE I WILL INVITE THEM ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.
119. How IS the budget doing?
120. Oh shit.
121. Oh shit.
122. Well I’m saving money on the decorations.
123. It will be OK.
124. No it will be GREAT.
125. WE’RE GETTING MARRIED YAY.
126. It’s only a week away omg.
127. That came around so fast.
128. There’s still so much to do.
129. Oh god I’m having a panic attack.
130. Stop telling me to calm down.
131. IT’S NOT OK.
132. I HATE YOU WHY DID I WANT TO MARRY YOU ANYWAY I HATE YOUR STINKING GUTS.
133. I’m sorry I didn’t mean that.
134. I love you so so much.
135. OMG WE’RE GETTING MARRIED.
136. Is it too late to elope? Let’s just elope.
137. No, no, it’s going to be perfect and beautiful I know.
138. Plus we’ve already spent all that money.
139. Oh god so much money.
140. ~crying and crying and crying~
141. What am I crying about I’m going to marry the person I love in six days?!
142. I am so happy.
143. This is gonna be so great.
144. I just have to make 212 paper pompoms first.
146 Omg it’s the night before the wedding.
147. I’m getting married tomorrow.
148. Wow. This is actually happening.
150. I am so excited!
151. I need to calm down I need to sleep.
152. I can’t sleep.
153. I am so awake.
154. I need to sleep.
155. I’m going to have BAGS under my eyes oh god.
156. I’m going to fall asleep at the reception.
157. I need to sleep now.
158. OK now.
159. Sleep now.
160. Sleep now.
161. OK now.
162. It’s 4.45 am? May as well get up.
163. Coffee coffee coffee.
164. I am getting married today.
165. I AM GETTING MARRIED TODAY.
166. This is actually happening.
168. I can’t wait to see my fiancé again.
169. Not my fiancé for much longer.
170. Shit we’re getting married.
171. We’re getting MARRIED.
172. Is this real life?
173. Damn getting ready takes forever.
174. Why does it take so long to put on a dress?
175. I can’t really breathe right now.
176. Can’t really move either.
177. But OMG I LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS.
178. I’M A PRINCESS I’M A PRINCESS I’M A FAIRY TALE PRINCESS.
179. Oh shit we’re gonna be late.
180. Quick hurry let’s go.
181. Oh yes smile for the camera hahaha oh god I hate having my picture taken.
182. But at least I look like a princess.
183. I AM a princess.
184. I’m a mother fucking bride.
185. Holy shit I’m a bride.
186. I’m about to get married.
187. I’m about to walk up the aisle.
188. I’m walking up the aisle.
189. I’M WALKING UP THE AISLE.
190. I AM SO HAPPY.
191. I’m going to cry.
192. I’m going to cry.
194. This is it.
195. This is what it was all about.
196. This is amazing.
197. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
198. I just want to kiss you.
199. Can we kiss yet?
200. I DO I DO I DO.
201. WE. ARE. MARRIED.
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