Buzz·Posted on 5 June 201427 Things Tony Abbott Might Say To Barack ObamaAustralia's Prime Minister is set to meet with the American President. Here's how it could go down, according to Twitter.by Jenna GuillaumeBuzzFeed Staff, AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Adam Bandt @AdamBandt I just flew over the sea and it didn't seem any higher to me #WhatAbbottwillsaytoObama 09:02 AM - 04 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. David Pope @davpope #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama #G20 10:25 PM - 04 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Amanda Mack @mandymcn You're my ROOLY TROOLY best friend in the whole world. #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama 10:46 PM - 04 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. #BUSTtheBUDGET @johndory49 #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama: "Sorry, we are late, Labor's Debt and Deficit Disaster was terrible". #auspol 02:50 PM - 04 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. humanity not vanity @DaverRaver Thank you for the drink, here's my coat, when will the president be here? #whatAbbottwillsaytoObama 09:19 AM - 04 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. me and my two cents @mytwocentsandme Hey, you're a liberal right, so why are you so left-wing? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama 12:37 AM - 05 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Heather Croxon @heather_c3 So, you can pump iron. But do you look good in budgie smugglers? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama 12:28 AM - 05 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Gavin @mugpuntsg #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama ..... 12:57 PM - 04 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Simon A @kondore Just count yourself lucky that you don't have a debt problem like Australia #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama 01:00 AM - 05 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Jen Dudley-Nicholson @jendudley "In our country, 25Mbps is more than enough for any internet user." #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama #NBN 11:53 PM - 04 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Count Andrew @a66burga #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama 12:41 PM - 04 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Andrew Mackenzie @mainevent_00 #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama 11:28 AM - 04 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Nick Seymour @nickseemore Settle a bet for me, Barry. I say you're black, me mate Andrew says you're white. Which is it? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama 09:05 AM - 04 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Duchess van Pelt @Nettythe1st Sorry I couldn't bring Margie to keep Michelle company. She's home doing the ironing. #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama 09:52 AM - 04 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Zac Spitzer @zackster My country is very progressive, we have women with binders on a woman #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama 10:56 AM - 04 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Luke Pearson @LukeLPearson Can you introduce me to George W.? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama 12:40 PM - 04 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Jay Dohnt @JayDohnt 'Whats the latest on the baddies'? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama 11:04 PM - 04 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Serf Life Saver @OccupiedOutback #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama ... Would you like one of my suppositories of wisdom? 11:22 AM - 04 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Lady of the Cavalier @ruth_parslow Do you want my advice on how you should deal with boat people? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama 11:09 PM - 04 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Tom Allen @UrbanLorax "Mr President, I'm a huge admirer of your predecessor" #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama #AusPol 10:27 PM - 04 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Maj Tom Hartney MBS @mrtomhartney 'Forget the Statue of Liberty Baz, we're getting a Statute of Bigotry' #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama 10:56 AM - 04 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Canberra Memes @CanberraMemes Whitehouse? I can has another skolarship? #WhatAbbottwillsaytoObama 09:58 AM - 04 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Random @HalloranElder Got any blokes questions? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama 09:30 AM - 04 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Dame Feral Maddie @maddiet5 I see you've got not bad-looking daughters like me #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama 09:15 AM - 04 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Michael Woodhead @mpwoodhead @AdamBandt Everything's reversed Down Under. We're introducing an Unaffordable Care Act #WhatAbbottwillsaytoObama 09:05 AM - 04 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Tom Allen @UrbanLorax "What are the chances of a presidential decree sentencing John Oliver to death?" #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama #AusPol 11:55 PM - 04 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Lenny Seigal @AuxiliaryEgo Really don't think your ObamaCare is as good as my AbbottDontCare #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama 12:01 AM - 05 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite