First, if you have never seen the video for "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'" stop what you're doing and watch it now. Or just watch it again anyway because it is a goddamn treasure.
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Now you can appreciate errything about this clip. Like...
1. When the iconic opening riff starts and all you see is LEGS. LEGS AND BOOTS. BOOTS AND LEGS.
2. And then you follow those legs and boots and THERE'S NANCY.
3. And her face game is ON. POINT.
4. When she swivels around and sways her hips and you forget how to breathe.
5. Then she stands up and does this little leg dip thing and all bets are off.
6. When she starts WALKING coz that's what these boots were made for and you feel the ~power~.
7. And you hear that riff again and Nancy and her girls do this hand dance and you feel it in your bones.
8. Then they all flip around and do this little booty shake and Nancy looks so pleased with herself.
9. And her over-the-shoulder shade is so strong.
10. When this synchronised leg dance happens and you just want to get your own boots that were made for walkin'.
11. Then Nancy dances like this and you realise this is probably where Taylor Swift got all her moves.
12. WHEN THIS HAPPENS.
13. And Nancy is oh-so-pleased with her brand new box of matches and you're like GET IT GIRL.
14. When she takes centre stage alone and it's just everything.
15. But then she's joined by the other dancers and they all bring out the FINGER GUNS.
16. And there's that riff again, and Nancy and her boots and her finger guns start walking and you don't doubt they're gonna walk all over you. And you'll like it.
17. When this happens and you are SO READY.
18. YAAASS.
19. YAAAASSSS.
20. YAAAAAASSSSSS.
21. YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS.
22. YAAASSS YAAASSSS YAAAASSSS,
