17 Things All Couples Who Live Together Do When It Rains

    Do we have to go outside?

    1. Discuss whether it's possible to just stay in bed all day.

    2. Argue over who gets the shower first.

    3. And who gets to take the good umbrella.

    4. Or try to share an umbrella - and usually fail.

    5. Complain to each other all day.

    6. Use the other person to avoid getting even a little bit wet.

    7. Put on (matching) tracksuits within 30 seconds of walking in the door.

    Monday night mood: 50 shades of grey marle.

    8. Order food to be delivered because no one CBF cooking OR leaving the house and it's perfect comfort eating weather.

    9. Build a blanket fort.

    10. Try to snuggle but get into an argument over someone being too cold and stealing all the other person's body heat.

    11. Finally settle into a nice snuggle-cocoon of warmth.

    12. Then fight over who is getting up to make the coffee/tea/hot drink of choice.

    13. Feel guilty but also happy you don't have to get up if you win this argument (and annoyed if you lose).

    14. Binge watch a terrible TV show.

    15. Have sex. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    16. Feel safe and content with your partner inside while the rain pours outside.

    17. But spend as little time in the actual rain as possible and definitely don't make out in it.