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australia is bringing back knighthood which hopefully means i'm retroactively not banned from outback steakhouse for bringing my sword
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"I'd like a room for two knights please." #auspol
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We're building a moat to keep the boats out. #auspol
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GAME OF TONE #auspol #knighthoods #abbott
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After his #knighthoods announcement, #TonyAbbott was pleased to reveal the new Liberal Party sigil and motto: #auspol
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Awesome, knightoods are back and bigotry is legal; it's a great day for self-congratulatory powerful people!
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The new cabinet room for Abbott and his ministers
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Too easy. #auspol
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BREAKING: Australia to start sending its unwanted to an offshore penal col… oh wait.
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seeking asylum to New Zealand because it produces people who declare that they'll never be royals and that is more my style, GOODBYE
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HAHA WE’RE GOING SO FAR BACK IN TIME ABBOTT HAS REINTRODUCED FEUDAL TITLES FUCK OFF #auspol
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DAME RANGER STACEY
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RT @RealNickHodge: Jousting: Australia's new national sport. (Knights only, Dames bring a plate)
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Sir Nope.gif
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See, I just woke up from this hilarious dream where the PM was on telly saying they're bringing back knighthoods. Hilarious.
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@latikambourke "A Liberal always repays their debts"?
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And around Australia, gladioli wilt as Dame Edna Everage dabs at her eyes and prepares some well-meant remarks about our new, "other Dame."
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Sir Rupert Murdoch. Lord of gentle ball-cupping.
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I for one, welcome my new head of state: Sir Mix-A-Lot. The honorable sir agrees she gotta shake that healthy butt.
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"Your Majesty, we would like to reinstate Knighthoods in the antipodean colonies." "Are you fucking kidding one?"
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THE NEXT PM WILL BE WHOEVER CAN PULL THE SWORD FROM THE STONE
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Tony Abbott has a bold plan to deal with the issues of last century.
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BRAVE, BRAVE, BRAVE, BRAVE SIR TONY. #auspol
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DAME AILSA OF THE FLAMING WIFE RT @Brayds2006 SIR ALF OF FLAMING MONGREL
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Look this whole knighthood thing is about creating jobs, bringing back blacksmiths, squires, court jesters
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glad we could finally do something for our struggling pre-eminent people
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Knights/ dames falls into policy category of ''I'm going to do it because I'm PM and I can''.
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Going to the gym tonight. Riding side-saddle on the exercise bike is going to be tricky. #damelyf
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OK OK... Sir Water Buffalo of Newton
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Tony Abbott announces changes to the Australian flag, to fall in line with #knightsanddames
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@earthma23 definitely. For too long the @nrl has had a monopoly on Dragons and Knights.
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"Valar morghulis, Tones," Julia Gillard whispers, as the dragon eggs begin to hatch. "Valar morghulis." #gameoftones #knightfight #auspol
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The Labor Party conference henceforth to be run like The Red Wedding. #GameofTones
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When you play the #GameOfTones you either win or some financial planner steals your super.
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Abbott announces that tar and feathering and dunking stool for adulterous females to be reintroduced. #GameofTones
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Sir Shane of Warne #knightsanddames
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YOU get a Sir, and YOU get a Sir, and YOU get a Sir! #auspol #knighthoods #arisesirtone #gameoftones
Now all we need is a return to the REAL national anthem.
