This post contains spoilers for the Season 6 premiere of Game of Thrones. You have been warned.
1. While everyone waited for Melisandre to bring back Jon Snow in this episode, the twist we got instead is that she is actually ancient.
2. She took off her magical necklace and her true self was revealed.
Get yourself a woman who can do both. #GameofThrones
3. What does it mean? How will this affect the plot? There are so many questions.
YOU ARE ALL DUMB FOR BELIEVING A HOT WOMAN WHO BIRTHS SHADOWS TO MURDER PEOPLE AND WHO BURNS GIRLS WOULDN'T USE MAGIC TO SIMPLY LOOK HOT.
4. For now, we don't have any answers...but we do have memes.
When you find out yo girl is actually 200 years old. #GameOfThrones
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Tinder vs. Real Life #GameofThrones
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Freshmen year vs Senior year
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When you take off your Spanx. #GameOfThrones
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the red woman has no master, the red woman is a free elf #GameofThrones
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Before and after Daenerys reciting her titles #GAMEOFTHRONES
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Melisandre has been using a really strong Instagram filter #GameofThrones
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Me on Friday night/me on Sunday night
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RIGHT: Before contouring LEFT: After contouring
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when you come home from the bar and take off your makeup
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Melisandre the greatest catfish that ever was 😂😂😂😂
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Waiting for Jon Snow to come back like