1. Getting up in the morning.
It’s so snuggly and warm and soft in bed and the world is cold and hard. How can you be expected to face that?
Difficulty level: 5 Mr. Freezes
2. Getting out of the shower.
You finally work up the nerve to get out of bed because a hot shower stands as a beacon of hope and heat. You get in and the water warms your bones. And then, what, you’re supposed to get out and be all naked and wet and let the cold air freeze your nipples off? WHYYYYY?!
3. Getting dressed.
There are so many ~layers~ to contend with. So tough to co-ordinate.
4. Leaving the house.
Why would you want to leave your warm, cozy little nest for the icy sharp sting of outside?
6. Getting public transport.
One hint of bad weather and the train is 10 minutes late. And everyone loses their shit. AND everyone is sick and coughing all over you. This must be what hell is like.
Apparently people’s ability to navigate traffic declines in parallel with the temperature.
8. Eating healthily.
Your brain is telling you to eat that salad but your body is saying that gravy-soaked meat pie will feel so goooood.
It’s dark and cold out, and your lounge is so comfy and warm. Humans totally need to hibernate, right?
10. Not getting sick.
You’re not eating great or exercising and everyone is cramming in to small spaces together with no fresh air because it’s COLD and basically it’s a breeding ground for germs. Like those nasties are doing the nasty all over your face. Why do you think your nose is so runny?
Difficulty Level: 5 Mr. Freezes
11. Being cheerful.
It’s dark and gloomy and rainy and meh. Just meh.
Sure, you could meet your friends at the pub, but you could also order pizza and binge watch three seasons of Catfish.
13. Saving energy/money.
Complain to me about the energy bill when my fingers aren’t going to fall off if the heater isn’t on, kthxbai.
14. Getting naked.
Yeah we can make-out as long as I don’t have to take off any of my clothes.
15. Getting in bed.
It was hard to get out this morning but that doesn’t mean getting IN is any easier - those are sheets of ICE right now.
Oh sure it sounds like a delightful idea in theory but HOLY CRAP GET YOUR COLD FEET AWAY FROM ME.
17. Getting up to pee in the middle of the night.
I can hold it I can hold it I can hold it I can hold it I can hold it IcanhlditIcanholditIcanholditIcanhoooooollll…