Loves movie nights, takeout, independent movies featuring a strong female lead.
Will give you a new season of House of Cards.
2. The internet in general
Loves telling you anything you want to know.
Will give you this. Right here.
Loves being inside you.
Will give you gas, maybe, but who cares.
4. Your bed
Loves being there for you after a long day of work.
Will give you energy, life, everything.
Loves being uncorked.
Will give you long nights of fun and laughter.
6. Flappy Bird
Loves keeping you occupied.
Will give you bragging rights.
7. Your hand
Bam. Went there.
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