1. The fake text:
2. The new episode text:
3. The poop text:
4. The actual poop text:
5. The telepathic text:
6. The late-night "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey":
7. The early-morning "Hiiiiiiii":
8. The unspoken "I need you" text:
9. The texting-in-the-same-room text:
10. The human notepad text:
11. The no-translation-needed text:
