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1. 2013 was a tough year, but The Onion remained dedicated to bringing us hard news. Be it foreign…
8. And Biden news.
9. And exposed Washington’s most heated drama.
(LOL, heated—GET IT?!) Read more.
10. They conducted important polls on their Facebook page.
14. They showed their range, becoming the go-to publication for fashion news.
See the rest here.
15. They emerged as a top source for coverage of Taylor Swift’s sex life.
16. Their Royal Baby coverage rivaled the BBC’s.
18. And published editorials combining politics, dogs, and puns.
If you read one Onion article in its entirety, make it this one.
24. They brought us exclusive previews of our favorite shows.
28. Yes, how they should be.
29. They published this stunning manifesto.
Read here, then cry yourself to sleep.
The reason they won 2013 is:
35. They hardly mentioned Miley Cyrus.
When you’re as good as they are, you just don’t have to.