A Day In The Life Of A Pregnant Woman Past Her Due Date

GIFs describing the day in the life of a pregnant woman past her due date.

Hell hath no fury like a woman past her due date.

I'm officially an oversize Orka whale willing and ready to do whatever it takes to get this little nugget out of me. (That kinda sounded like I was talking about passing a kidney stone, didn't it?)

The last two days have consisted of long walks, pineapple, bouncing on a fitness orb (as G-money calls it), jumping jacks, and other (ahem) physical activities that have been said to help speed up the labor process. (This blog is all about over sharing, yes? Yes.)

So while I'm as uncomfortable as walrus with a wedgie, I'm going to give you a day in the life of a woman past her due date via GIFs. You're welcomeI'm sorry.

Your due date arrives, and you're like this:

Ten minutes later:



You try to distract yourself:




But then the next day, you're like:



Your friends and family keep asking you when you're gonna pop, and you're like this:


You go to your midwife, and she tells you to prepare yourself for this lasting another two weeks since you're not getting induced. And you're like:


The next few days you're like this:



and this:




and definitely this:


Your husband tries to tell you, "it'll all be over soon," but you're just like:



So if you need me, I'll be bouncing on my birthing ball, eating pineapple, or going on a long walk until I can successfully yell: