1. Discovering you have Mac n’ Cheese when you thought you didn’t
This also applies if you’re in college.
2. Catching fullback dives on camera
Sometimes you just have to go for it.
3. Parking like a boss
4. Getting an email from a human
I’m a human.
5. Getting out of the house, to do something AWESOME
That elephant loves the hose.
6. When friends come to visit
So, uh, I’m gonna go over here and do…other stuff. You got this?
7. Automatic doors
8. FREE train tables
It’s like finding a pot of gold. Free, wooden gold.
9. UPS dropping something off on OUR PORCH!!??
Yes, I can sign for the diapers.
10. Career aspirations
I had a suspicion that ‘LinkedIn Member’ was creepin’.
11. Snow days.
12. This scene.
So fresh, so clean.
13. Stress-free playgrounds
Other, bigger kids are terrifying.
14. Exotic animals
This only happens FIVE times a day.
15. Play dates
This beautiful blank slate of opportunity. Make it count.
Wait, so, I can get Subway here? And not get out of my car?
18. Finding time to work out
Feel the burn.
19. Magic erasers
That bald guy must have had a toddler.
20. This menu
Baseball indoors - ill advised.
22. Your old, amazing, awesome toys
No one said you have to wear pants to be a bad-ass.
Empty. Empty. Empty. AND IT’S ALL PUT AWAY.
24. How-to guides
Thank you, honey.