What Your Dog Is Really Thinking When It Makes These 13 Faces

Facial expressions speak louder than words. If you own a dog (don't worry, cat-people, it's just a phase), then you're probably familiar with these expressions.

1. "What the hell is wrong with you, human?"

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You've just done something Sparky did NOT expect, and he's appalled.

2. "I'm on to you."

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By now, she knows when you roll out the suitcases that you're going away for an extended period of time. She used to sit in them, but now she sits on the couch judging you, silently.

3. "I'm not Human, high!"

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Yeah, you forgot to let Taco out of the room before you hot-boxed it. Hopefully this look of utter bewilderment wears off about the time your munchies do.

4. "I'm in over my head."

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You'll recognize this face as a staple of every dog who's not the strongest swimmer. They put on a brave face, but the struggle to get back to shore is real.

5. "THIS DOG PARK IS OFF. THE. HOOK!"

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We're all familiar with this look of overwhelmed joy. Your dog is a pea in a pod, figuratively.

6. "What'd I do?"

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You're upset, but that's all that Scrappy-Doo knows. She's not sure what exactly she did wrong, so maybe if she just looks cute and rolls over everything will be fine.

7. "I've made a huge mistake."

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Hooch clearly has no idea what to do now, but I'm dying of pure joy.

8. "I'm Ashamed."

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Yeah, puppy did wrong and knows it.

9. "Sorry!"

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I know I ate people food and then barfed it up in the living room while you weren't home, but you can't stay mad at this face, can you?

10. "Oh yeah, that's the stuff"

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Pure ecstasy. That's what she's feeling right now. This one was easy.

11. "I can't even..."

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Equal parts confusion and excitement. This is a classic of the puppy who wants to play, but isn't sure that's exactly what you're doing.

12. "I forgot how to dog"

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Every once-in-awhile, your dog will make a face so unexpected that there's no other way to categorize it.

13. "This is Humiliating"

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For anyone who enjoys a good laugh at ole Fido now and then, you're familiar with the look of humiliation when you put him in a compromising (but oh so funny) position.