12 Signs You Might Be Adulting Too Hard

"With great age, comes great responsibility" - Spiderman's Dad, in every Spiderman movie ever. You're getting older, and according to the transitive property, you're also getting more responsible. You might be adulting a little too hard though, so why not dial it down a notch.

1. You No Longer Eat Exclusively Off of Paper Plates

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Everyone knows that spending money on real plates and cutlery is the first death bell. Stay strong, brethren! Solo Cups...assemble!

2. That Ever-Present Pile of Clothes in Your Closet Mysteriously Disappeared

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And that signature musty, moth-ball smell is...gone!

3. If You Can't Find Parking Near the Party, You Turn Around and Go Home

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If you live in a major city, I understand your plight. Sometimes it's near-impossible to find a spot to leave your car, even for an hour. THAT IS NOT A REASON TO BAIL. Acceptable reasons to bail: death in the family, major health issue, Florence Welch is doing a surprise solo-show at your favorite bar. That's it.

4. You're Reading Books About How to Improve Various Aspects of Your Life

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It's bad enough that you're actually reading and not watching Netflix. Seriously, girl: Get it together.

5. You're the Go-To Dog Sitter When Your Friends Go to Vegas

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Don't get me wrong, this guy has a cute face, but you shouldn't be the one always left behind to pick up after Puddles here when your friends are drinking in a pool and losing all their disposable income!

6. You Collect Moving Boxes

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You're not even planning on moving anytime soon, but you've still got 15 of these suckers stashed under your bed. "They were a hassle to get" you cry! Boo hoo! It's a box, stop whining and give it to some other hoarder.

7. You Filed your Taxes Early

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Okay, I can see getting it done the week they're due, but who files in February? Monsters. That's who.

8. You've Been To the Post Office More Than Once This Year

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Sometimes you're moving, leaving the country for a few weeks, or have a large package to send. Those are all perfectly acceptable reasons to go. But if you have to go TWICE in a year, you're definitely adulting too hard.

9. You Own Land

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You condo-owners get a pass, because you can at least pretend you're renting, but I'm so mad at you home-owners I can hardly type...

10. You Maxed Out Your Annual Contribution to Your IRA

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Seriously, man! Do you know how many weekend getaways this could've paid for? Like three! Okay, maybe only two good ones, but we could probably fit a low-budget one in there somewhere!

11. Your Scooter's Warranty Expired

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If you've driven over the 1,000 mile warranty on the old girl, maybe it's time to settle into a more sedentary lifestyle.

12. Your Children Are Trying to Put You in a Home

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"You're 80," they say. Don't let them tell you what you can and can't do. Vernon lived on his own till his 85th birthday!