This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on May 3, 2015Mom Says The Darndest ThingsWhat zany wisdom has your mom shared with you?by jcfarrisCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Everything is not the mother’s fault…it’s the grandmother’s fault Don’t argue with your mother she has stuff to blackmail you with The older you get the more important your poop becomes so pay attention If you want to get rid of a guy who is bothering you talk about your period It doesn’t matter what you do somebody is always going to want to poop in your Cheerios Sugar is part of the major food groups and probably the most important one I know our family is insane, but hey you should have some great source material You’re not crazy, you’re just artistic