3. Your interpretation of the company dress code becomes looser as time goes on.
5. Before going out you always ask about the dress code.
7. You feel strongly that a t-shirt is appropriate for any situation.
9. Your friends probably give you heat for it.
11. Pajama pants are a staple of your wardrobe.
14. You have an inordinate number of strange flip flops.
How many lorax had to be slaughtered to make these?
19. It’s impossible for you to find socks that match.
This problem is universal.
20. You have developed your own hacks to look more polished.
21. You still prefer to wear Nike shorts even after college.