1.
You drown everything in queso.
2.
You think Chipotle is healthly food option.
3.
Tamales are appropriate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner during the holidays.
4.
And nobody ever just makes a "few."
5.
You put Cholula or Tapatio sauce on everything.
6.
You know Mexican Coke with actual sugar is way better then regular Coke.
7.
You consider guacamole to be the most heavenly of add ons.
8.
And you hate the fact that it costs more.
9.
You know street tacos are the best tacos.
10.
Cool Ranch Doritos Tacos Locos literally changed your life.
11.
Bimbo is your version of the Pillsbury Doughboy.
12.
You can do a million things with Tapioca.
13.
You will starve yourself all day just to feast at a churrascaria.
14.
Chips and salsa are your ideal appetizer.
15.
And when you hear "salsa", dancing is not the first thing to comes to mind.
16.
This is your ideal after church meal.
17.
You believe that tacos should be its own food group.
18.
Taco Bell drive-thru was your go to choice anytime after 2 A.M.
19.
You can never have just one platano.
20.
Ceviche is syour preferred seafood dish.
21.
And you may or may not have purchased it from the back of someone's van.
22.
You know that empanadas/pastels can be filled with anything.
23.
In spite of the consequences you can't stop eating Latin cuisine.
