1. Adults do not approve of BB guns as Christmas presents.
2. Neither does Santa .
3. Backing down from a triple dog dare is unheard of.
4. But lick a freezing pole and your tongue will get stuck to it.
5. For a really long time.
6. You can be cute as a kid and as an adult.
7. Even if you’re a bully.
Dammit, his eyes really aren’t yellow.
8. December is a cold month so dress appropriately.
You can always put you arms down when you get to school.
The secret decoder ring was such a disappointment.
10. The best way to stop a bully is to stand up to them.
11. A leg lamp is the ultimate trophy.
13. Cursing in front of your parents can have serious consequences.
Even if they curse all the time.
15. Washing your mouth with soap can cause blindness.
16. Hand made presents from your Aunt Clara are the best!!!
19. Messing up lyrics to Christmas songs can be hilarious.
20. Sometimes other people are right.
- And there's a hilarious new rap meme of Pope Francis, thanks to a photo taken over the weekend of him giving his blessing 🙏🎤 ›