1. Adults do not approve of BB guns as Christmas presents.
2. Neither does Santa .
3. Backing down from a triple dog dare is unheard of.
4. But lick a freezing pole and your tongue will get stuck to it.
5. For a really long time.
6. You can be cute as a kid and as an adult.
7. Even if you’re a bully.
Dammit, his eyes really aren’t yellow.
8. December is a cold month so dress appropriately.
You can always put you arms down when you get to school.
10. The best way to stop a bully is to stand up to them.
11. A leg lamp is the ultimate trophy.
12. And great “hands on” furniture.
13. Cursing in front of your parents can have serious consequences.
Even if they curse all the time.