Buzz·Posted on Aug 6, 201427 Things Every Former Fraternity Guy Knows To Be TrueIt's not all Greek to you.by Javier MorenoBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. No matter how hard you try, you can't bring yourself to throw away your old Sperrys. View this photo on Instagram 2. You always had patriotic clothing for any occasion. View this photo on Instagram 3. Every once in while you still crave a Keystone. View this photo on Instagram 4. You still own a questionable seersucker suit that you never wear. View this photo on Instagram 5. Beer bonging doesn't have the same appeal it used to. View this photo on Instagram 6. You have no idea how to explain that goofy composite pic that seemed like a good idea at the time. View this photo on Instagram 7. You remember wearing short shorts way before they were a thing. View this photo on Instagram 8. You have a love-hate relationship with the word "frat." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. You still get excited whenever you hear "Wagon Wheel." View this photo on Instagram But you're not so sure about the Darius Rucker version. View this photo on Instagram 10. Looking at your old photos, you inevitably come across a cringeworthy one from a theme party... View this photo on Instagram ... But still reminisce about how fun those parties were. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. A good portion of the shirts in your wardrobe still have logos on them... View this photo on Instagram 12. ... Or frockets. View this photo on Instagram 13. It's sad, but you can no longer rock croakies with a tank top after college. View this photo on Instagram 14. You have a stack of elaborately decorated coolers that you never use. View this photo on Instagram 15. You wish it were still socially acceptable to wear your old fraternity gear. View this photo on Instagram 16. You still sometimes classify people as GDIs or geeds. View this photo on Instagram 17. You've managed to keep in touch with most of the guys in your pledge class. View this photo on Instagram 18. And have absolutely no idea how you made it through pledgeship. View this photo on Instagram 19. You wonder how you got up at 6:30 a.m. for the tailgating, but still managed to miss the game. View this photo on Instagram 20. You marvel at how intense you used to pre-game. 21. You have an extended vocabulary of words you no longer use. 22. You now realize that you spent a small fortune on fraternity dues. View this photo on Instagram 23. You have no idea how you lived in a disgusting house with 30 other guys. 24. Gray New Balance's will forever be "newbies" to you. View this photo on Instagram 25. You miss the competitiveness of intramurals. View this photo on Instagram 26. You're still not willing to share your secret handshake with anyone. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 27. Oh, and of course no matter how hard you try, you will never be able to forget the greek alphabet. View this photo on Instagram