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25 Secrets Night People Won't Tell You

Sleeping is overrated.

1. Taking Tylenol PM can cause crazy trips when you don't fall asleep.

2. Seeing sunrises is common, but not from waking up early.

3. Naps are cool again.

4. It's embarrassing to like someone's social media status late at night.

5. Late timestamps on emails are another source of shame.

6. Most late-night TV is either overtly sexual...

7. ...Or a collection of cheesy infomercials.

8. Places that are open 24 hours are worth their weight in gold.

9. Waking up on the rest of the world's schedule sucks.

10. After-hours meals are a source of both joy and guilt.

11. Creative peaks usually happen in the wee hours of the morning.

12. Alarms are a huge pain in the ass...

13. ...And it takes more than one to get the job done.

14. Staying up for days at a time is a superpower all night owls possess.

15. A lot of creativity takes place at night.

16. Coffee is considered the nectar of the gods...

17. ...And a ton of it is needed to get through the day.

18. Late-night texting is an effective form of communication.

19. Yawning is unavoidable.

20. Weekends are mostly used for marathon sleeping sessions.

21. Night people find morning people both amazing and shocking.

22. And dating a morning person is an enormous adjustment.

23. Sunlight is the eternal enemy.

24. Most of the day is spent in a zombie-like state.

25. Late-night Netflix binge-watching sessions are both a full-time hobby and a challenge.

Heck, most late-night owls are probably reading this post after midnight.