25 Secrets Night People Won’t Tell You

Sleeping is overrated.

1. Taking Tylenol PM can cause crazy trips when you don’t fall asleep.

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2. Seeing sunrises is common, but not from waking up early.

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3. Naps are cool again.

Remember how awesome they were in kindergarten?

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4. It’s embarrassing to like someone’s social media status late at night.

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Liking your crush’s 2010 photos from a lake trip is not the best way to show affection.

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5. Late timestamps on emails are another source of shame.

That 3:48 a.m. email will have people asking a lot of questions.

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6. Most late-night TV is either overtly sexual…

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Oh my!

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7. …Or a collection of cheesy infomercials.

ShamWOW why did I buy that?

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8. Places that are open 24 hours are worth their weight in gold.

Bless you, 24-hour Starbucks, bless you.

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9. Waking up on the rest of the world’s schedule sucks.

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It’s not easy falling asleep at 4 a.m. and having to be up at 6.

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10. After-hours meals are a source of both joy and guilt.

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Shouldn’t have eaten those three rows of Oreos.

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11. Creative peaks usually happen in the wee hours of the morning.

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12. Alarms are a huge pain in the ass…

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13. …And it takes more than one to get the job done.

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14. Staying up for days at a time is a superpower all night owls possess.

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Not effective, but sometimes necessary.

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15. A lot of creativity takes place at night.

It’s a fact.

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16. Coffee is considered the nectar of the gods…

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17. …And a ton of it is needed to get through the day.

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Decaf? What the hell is that?

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18. Late-night texting is an effective form of communication.

You better get those hot dogs.

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19. Yawning is unavoidable.

Watch out ‘cause it’s contagious.

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20. Weekends are mostly used for marathon sleeping sessions.

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21. Night people find morning people both amazing and shocking.

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How do they do it?

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22. And dating a morning person is an enormous adjustment.

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If only both your schedules matched.

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23. Sunlight is the eternal enemy.

There is something calming and welcoming about the night.

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24. Most of the day is spent in a zombie-like state.

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25. Late-night Netflix binge-watching sessions are both a full-time hobby and a challenge.

My neck, my back, my Netflix, and my snacks.

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Heck, most late-night owls are probably reading this post after midnight.

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Now go try to get some sleep!

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