Buzz·Posted on Nov 1, 201521 Secrets Apple Store Employees Will Never Tell YouNo, you can't get a discount.by Javier MorenoBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. It’s obvious when you have been lying about what happened to your device. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Lines are actually super important, and help keep the workflow going. Apple Store Memes @AplMemes My Biggest Pet Peeve 03:04 AM - 10 May 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite Even if someone assumes a problem is an "easy swap" or "quick fix," making an appointment and waiting in line are necessary. 3. A lot of the "water-damaged" keyboards aren't actually damaged by water. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. You accidentally see every type of picture imaginable. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Many are of pets and random stuff, but not a day goes by when you don't see some form of nudity... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. ...and of course, porn. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Employees don't know when the new devices are coming out... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. But when they do come out, employees usually get first dibs. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. It's gratifying when people put their own personal touch on in-store devices. 10. A lot of times people lose it when it comes to transferring their data. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Yes everyone has to upsell Apple Care, and no one likes talking about it any more than customers like hearing it. 12. It is pretty cool to tell people if you're a "genius." View this photo on Instagram 13. ...but when you're not at work you are constantly bombarded with Apple-related questions. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. There is seldom a time when it’s not busy. Zack Whitacre @ZackWhitacre Stuffed to the gills. #applestoreproblems 07:47 PM - 25 Nov 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite Regardless of weather or the time of the year, there is usually a line outside before the store even opens. 15. If you ask an employee to hook you up with a discount it probably isn't going to happen. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Few things are as stressful as the launching of a new product... 17. ...but there are also few things as exciting as a launch day. 18. When people come in with issues regarding their stuff, the problem is usually remarkably easy to fix... View this photo on Instagram 19. ...while other times there is little to no hope. View this photo on Instagram 20. A lot of the customers can be downright rude, abrasive, and make you question humanity. 21. But cool customers, and kickass co-workers totally make the job worthwhile.