Buzz·Posted on 8 Jan 201622 Tweets About Pokémon That Will Get You Every Time"*points to cheek* and this teardrop tattoo represents my devotion to water type Pokémon."by Jasmin NaharBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Mark Leggett @markleggett Every time Beyoncé types out her name, she has to google "Pokémon" and then copy/paste the "é". 11:04 AM - 25 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. jomny sun @jonnysun *points to cheek* and this teardrop tatoo represemts my devotion to water type pokemon 05:39 PM - 12 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious [everyone in the STI clinic glaring at my Pokemon shirt] "No no it means like, I want to catch all the Pokemon" 04:50 PM - 05 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott Cop: Know why I pulled u over? "Speeding?" Cop: Nope. "To have a Pokémon duel?" Cop: [pulls out deck] "IT'S ON" Cop: BRING IT 12:38 AM - 28 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. pharmaCODYnamics @RxitWounds [Brings date home] O geez did I leave all my rare, holographic Pokemon cards out on my bed again? Guess we'll just have to lay here & battle 09:31 PM - 16 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Mark Leggett @markleggett Fuck what you say; Walking around with a Kinder Surprise egg filled with spiders DOES make me a Pokémon Master. 02:57 AM - 04 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt If Pokémon has taught me anything it's that if I see a cute animal I should force my cat to fight it until it's weak enough to enslave. 12:17 PM - 13 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Rachael Krishna @RachaelKrishna Fox is evolving, Fox has evolved into Quadfox. 02:50 PM - 07 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. GoaT FacE ThrillA @EndhooS [Pokemon battle] Ash: PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU! Brock: Did you just say Pikachu? A: Yeah? So? B: Wow. I always thought he was called Pea Cashew. 12:48 PM - 17 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. cool as h*ck turtle @dubstep4dads Officer Johnson, hand in your badge. [He hands it over] haha idiot. Now pokemon over level 40 won't obey you. 04:12 AM - 18 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious [judge looks concerned] "so, u want a divorce because ur wife chose Bulbasaur as her starter Pokemon?" ... "GRANTED" *Bangs gavel 500 times* 02:13 PM - 16 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov INTERVIEWER: what are ur weaknesses ME: most of my pokemon are water type so probably electric or grass I: why are u talking about pokemon 07:33 PM - 22 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. picnic thats ruined @ruinedpicnic pokemon designers, at some point: just put eyes on a fucking pinecone 02:10 AM - 19 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible My spirit animal is the trainer in every pokemon game who has a team of just magikarps 05:27 AM - 02 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Bucky Isotope @BuckyIsotope WIFE: How's our retirement plan doing? ME: Great! WIFE: Let me take a look ME: *frantically googles 'how much are Pokémon cards worth* 02:33 PM - 24 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. lawblob @lawblob Instead of leveling up my Pokémon by making it fight, I empowered it by paying for a college education. Now he *owns* a Pokémon Gym. 07:39 PM - 23 May 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. chet porter @chetprtr why do they always say "fight fire with fire" in the movies and stuff? basic pokémon training renders that pretty ineffective 11:04 PM - 22 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. jomny sun @jonnysun if you teache a parrot to say "parrot" then is that p much the same thing as owneing a pokemon 01:07 AM - 04 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Brian Gaar @briangaar HELLO POLICE, MY SON JUST TAUGHT CUT TO A LEGENDARY POKEMON I WANT HIM TRIED AS AN ADULT 02:18 AM - 23 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt Edgar Allan Poe was short for Edgar Allan Pokémon. That "raven" was actually a Nevermore so that's why it kept saying only that. 11:54 AM - 27 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. sadvil @crylenol Pokémon, son? Let me tell you about a man who caught 'em all...twice. *opens up bible* his name? Noah. 05:11 AM - 07 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. pharmaCODYnamics @RxitWounds "If anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, speak now o-" "He doesn't replant berries in Pokemon!" *organist pukes* 02:54 AM - 27 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite