1. You feel cheated when everyone says waxing lasts for four weeks but with you it's mere days.
2. And home waxing kits are too weak and ineffective for your sturdy hair.
3. Sometimes your eyebrows grow upwards, and the line between brows and baby hairs becomes really, really blurred.
Who needs bangs when you can just grow your eyebrows up to your hairline?
4. But if they are plucked/waxed too thin, you're safe in the knowledge that they'll be back in their full form in about 48 hours.
5. When you go to get your eyebrows done, they ask if you want your upper lip done.
the next time i get my eyebrows threaded & the lady asks if i want my upper lip done too imma just b like "no thx i'm trying 2 grow a beard"
6. Or your chin. Or just everything.
I never realize how hairy my face is till I get my upper lip waxed and the woman says "sideburns? Chin? Whole face?" 👨🏾😒
7. And when you've got your upper lip done, you've felt the terrifying yank of your nose hair being removed too.
8. You know the struggles of getting through razors quickly because your hair makes them blunt AF.
my legs were so hairy I just made two razors blunt whilst shaving lel
9. And shaving lasts for less than a day until you feel it coming back with a vengeance.
10. Often with those weird two hairs coming out of the same follicle.
When two or three leg hairs grow out of the same place like get your own pore
11. Sometimes just to fuck with you, they grow inwards.
I've had an ingrown hair in my leg for 6+ months now. I finally got it out. Now I'm left with a hole in my leg.
12. So you end up having to exfoliate constantly in the hopes this will stop the little buggers.
13. One rogue hair will repeatedly appear somewhere, and be real fucking long.
I found like that one long hair you get once in a while and it's really awkward now what do I do
14. And when you think you've plucked your hair into submission, you'll brush your hand across your face and feel that sneaky, spiky one.
15. If you decide to do a full depilation it's gonna take a while, so baths are 10% relaxing and 90% shaving.
16. And you're always shocked when you get out and realise just how much you shaved.
When u shave ur legs in the bath and then drain the water and see all the hair on the bottom HAHAHAH
17. There's so much damn hair that it's rare you don't miss a patch when you're shaving.
18. To try to avoid this, you end up contorting yourself in the manner of a skilled yoga instructor.
fs wis shaving in the shower dain gymnastics n my hip popped out hahaha, that wisny in the routine
19. It's so stubborn, you have to shave over the same bit a few times, and end up with little cuts everywhere.
20. You're baffled by some people taking "shaving your legs" to mean just the calves, rather than right up to the hips.
21. Your hair doesn't limit itself to legs, armpits, and pubes.
Knuckle hair on FLEEK 💁🏽
22. But speaking of pubes, shaving ~down there~ results in an overnight regrowth that burns like a thousand blazing suns.
