Jasmine M.

hmm... I am strange. I collect Pez dispensers, my long-time "strange, but cute" hobby. I'm smart. I'm not kidding. I'm really smart. I just use my intelligence the wrong way. I write a lot (read my notes) My writing is the window to my soul. Yeah, sometimes I put it in between the pages of my notebook. It kinda gets in my way, stupid soul... I'm puerto rican and italian (yeah, i'm black too, but there's nothing special about that.) and YES, I do eat pasta. Plenty of it. TOO much of it. The two people who have come to my house (Yeah, I've lived here 12 years and only 2 people have been here) Say it smells like pasta..and waffles. I like waffles, though. I put too much salt on anything that requires salt. I am in love with mashed potatoes. I hate saying goodbye. Why do I have to say "see you tomorrow" When I can just see you today and tomorrow, combined? I don't get along with people very well...nor do I want to. I'm quite selfish. Meaning... If you're not doing something for me, I don't want you in my life. And I don't mean favors. I mean, dude, if you're not making me smile, laugh, irritating me, insulting me, or challenging me, you're NOT my friend. Which is why I don't have many of them. You people are dimmer than 2 watt light bulbs. I have a "brother." He's obnoxious, and will do anything but make you feel good about yourself, unless it's totally necessary. My other "brother" irritates me a little bit. He needs to "step his bars up"--I think, lol. My boyfriend does everything I need an individual to do to be my friend, except times a billion, that's probably why I'm so attached to him. I like M&Ms and Doritos. A lot. I like being inside. Sitting down. Watching movies. Eating Pizza (DOMINOS & PAPA JOHNS FTW!). I wish I had a rubber duckie. Right now, I wish I had some bubbly, bubbly stuff to take a bubble bath. Why am I so epic? lol --EPiiiC--

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