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17 Pumpkins Having A Way Worse Day Than You

Halloween, amirite?

1. This pumpkin who just realized it's Monday morning.

2. This pumpkin who got mistaken for Miley Cyrus one too many times today.

3. This pumpkin who had a wee bit too much to drink last night.

4. This pumpkin who also had a wee bit too much to drink last night.

5. Pumpkins just have a really hard time around alcohol, OK?

6. This pumpkin who has arachnophobia and is resisting the urge to set the house on fire.

7. This pumpkin who's getting real tired of your shit.

8. This pumpkin whose brow game is too weak.

9. This pumpkin who did not know Winter is coming.

10. This pumpkin who never liked reading The Great Gatsby in high school and thinks F. Scott Fitzgerald is a bit of a prat, honestly.

11. THIS PUMPKIN WHO NEEDS TO BE QUARANTINED IMMEDIATELY.

12. OH MY GOD IT'S SPREADING.

13. This pumpkin who is having a bit of trouble finding a fire extinguisher.

14. This pumpkin who is seriously #judgingyou.

15. This pumpkin who is just casually screaming inside because, you know, clowns.

16. This pumpki—OH GOD WHY.

17. And this pumpkin who literally got smashed last night.