Buzz·Posted on Apr 19, 201622 Hilarious Tweets About Babies"The best part about trying to name a baby is realizing how many people you hate."by Jarry LeeBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. jonBEIGNET ramsey @jdelwoo oh your son is 73 months old that's cool i literally i have no idea if he's five or forty two 11:27 AM - 20 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. lil jon lovitz @nbadag [meeting friend's new baby] ME: awww—how long until it builds a coccoon HER: a what? ME: oh sorry, chrysalis 10:21 PM - 26 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Brian Gaar @briangaar The best thing about trying to name a baby is realizing how many people you hate 02:55 PM - 05 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. jomny sun @jonnysun LIFE HACK: give ur next child a normal name ME: are u still mad that ur mother and i named u Life Hack 09:31 PM - 04 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Dollars Horton @crushingbort "daddy where do babies come from" "we just don't know, sweetie...*peers through blinds, the sky is dark with babies* "...we just don't know" 03:07 PM - 28 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt Mom holding crying baby: He just needs to be changed. Me: Yeah hopefully into a puppy or something quieter. 12:29 PM - 05 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. soccerbabe2003 @realemilyattack does it even matter if babies get switched at the hospital like who cares 10:38 PM - 30 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. moody monday @mdob11 Friend: [showing baby photos] Me: Ah yes, very baby 02:01 AM - 15 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious science defines a baby as "a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp" 11:41 AM - 17 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. DaddyJew @DaddyJew I don't think the lady who just shushed a baby in the library knows how babies work 11:50 PM - 17 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn [finally gets the car seat installed correctly] Me: Where’s the baby? Wife: In college. 01:52 PM - 12 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans mom: you were supposed to buy a baby stroller dad: [tightens saddle on raccoon] This is better 05:07 PM - 19 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. pakalu papito @pakalupapito *picks up crying baby* it's fine buddy when u grow up you will learn how to do this on the inside 10:11 AM - 11 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Sage Boggs @sageboggs People my age are making babies and I can't even make a salad 03:33 AM - 07 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. anti joke apple @antijokeapple me: *names child butter* me: *accidently brings home wrong child* me: i can't believe it's not butter 12:13 AM - 26 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Dani Fernandez @msdanifernandez Yes, how much for the baby jacuzzi? Ma'am, that's a crockpot. 02:53 AM - 08 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Michael @Home_Halfway "I wasn't born yesterday" - Lying newborn baby 10:25 PM - 15 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Saucy Kensington @Book_Krazy Sorry I said "nice phone" when you showed me a photo of your baby. 08:47 PM - 04 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Sean Leahy @thepunningman Waiter: and for sir? Baby: [closes menu] bring me your finest tits 09:37 AM - 28 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Ilana Wiles @mommyshorts Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that's not allowed if the baby is yours. 10:07 PM - 12 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Cocaine Cola @SatansTongue I slept like a baby! "Lucky!" No. Not lucky. *slowly turns towards you* I shit my pants and cried most of the night 06:05 AM - 11 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. studious emma @ermahgarton [baby's first words] baby: d-d-d dad: dada? baby: d-d-d-dONALD TRUMP 2016 02:55 AM - 14 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite