1. A "10% chance of rain":
"When I was in high school, a meteorologist came to talk to our class and said the six-day forecast is a lie and I've never forgotten it. He said there's no way you can predict a six-day weather pattern — we do not have the capability."
2. Guinea pigs:
"I don't know what they are."
3. Selfie sticks:
4. Dadbod:
"You know, I've been hearing that word a lot in the last few weeks..."
5. Loud breathers:
6. Steak fries:
"I love streak fries, though. I do love them and they are delicious. I love all fries."
7. Urinal stage fright:
8. Man buns:
9. Phoebe Buffay:
10. Rumspringa:
"It's such a brilliant thing, I think."
11. Craisins:
12. Strawberry Starbursts:
13. Mayonnaise:
14. The word "sporadically":
