Kristen Bell Plays Kiss, Marry, Kill With "Veronica Mars" Characters

A long time ago, they used to be friends…with benefits?

At the Los Angeles premiere of Veronica Mars on March 12, BuzzFeed invited Kristen Bell to play a Neptune-centric game of Kiss, Marry, Kill — an invitation she quickly regretted accepting. “I can’t do this, this is excruciating,” she giggle-shrieked at several of the scenarios we posed.

But like a trooper Kristen soldiered on. Here are her answers:

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Deputy Sacks, Wallace Fennel, and Cliff McCormack


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“Kiss Cliff, Marry Wallace, and Kill Deputy Sacks.”

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Dick Casablancas, Vinnie Van Lowe, and Sheriff Lamb


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“I would Kiss, then Kill, all three. I would not Marry any one in that bunch.”

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Duane Anders, Douglas, and Desmond Fellows


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“I’m not going to Kill Joss Whedon! This is too much to ask of me because it goes down in infamy if I say it. I want to Kiss everyone. Pass.”

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Cindy ‘Mac’ Mackenzie, Parker Lee, and Trina Echolls


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“Kiss and Marry Mac, for sure. Kill the other two.”

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Logan Echolls, Eli ‘Weevil’ Navarro, and Stosh ‘Piz’ Piznarski


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“Oh my God! I don’t want to kill Weevil! My heart is breaking. You’re the worst. Kiss Logan, Marry Piz. Oh no. Weevil. Ugh.”

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Veronica Mars opens March 14.

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