2. You have to be repeatedly assured, in no uncertain terms, that there will not be clowns at the party.
3. Even once you’re told clowns won’t be attending, you dread every second, assuming a clown will still show up.
4. When the inevitable happens, and a clown does show up, children and the elderly are considered suitable weapons to defend yourself.
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