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janes4 
Cleveland, Ohio United States / Female
Imelda Marcos was only without her makeup for thirty minutes every day. Right now I am taking that as a personal challenge. I caused a car accident in downtown Cleveland just by smiling at a man driving by. I believe in kindness above. I am trying to embody what I call “hot communism:” mass art, without all of the hum-drum mediocrity of utilitarianism. I laugh a lot in general, am a desperate hypochondriac, and love a good work of historical non-fiction. My scalp is always dry….
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I made my own Valentine card for my boyfriend Andy. There weren't any weird and nerdy enough to sum up what we have together.
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Response to Sh*t Vegans Say:
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Response to 35 Fancy Cats With Mustaches:
One of our cats, B.O. (short for “big one”) has a mustache. He also has the swagger of a young Burt Reynolds, and loves cuddling between my breasts.
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Response to Robyn Steals The Show In Rye Rye’s New Video:
Robyn looks like a straight hood Tasha Yar.
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Response to Orangutan Rescues A Baby Duckling From Drowning:
Human children are so annoying.
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Response to 30 Awesome Murals By BLU:
BLU is the new Banksy.
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While that looked painful and done completely wrong, that was not a Brazilian wax. Do it on your balls.
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Response to Lady Gaga Paper Doll:
The paper dolls are lovely and Tom Tierney-esque. But still not as cool as the Lady Gaga doll I designed for a friend (see image).
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