Living in a condo is not like anything else. Is it true that living in a condo is convenience at its finest? There are several outstanding condos in the world, but let's talk about one that's recently built in Singapore: the Vermont Condo on Cairnhill.
1. You will always be on your birthday suit. You will be in your naked glory any time of the day without any consequence. You will spend the night watching Game Of Thrones marathon with little or no clothes on. Just be wary of those sharp edges, they can sting you.
2. You will be forced to sing really loud in the bathroom, in the bedroom, in the living room. Heck, in any room. You will have to be your own MP3 player. But that is hard because you have to memorize those extremely catchy pop songs.
3. You will have to use all the condo amenities. You know, all those gym privileges. That free access to the swimming pool. Urgh, exercise. No one wants that.
4. You will have neighbors that are cooler than you and you will never meet. They will always have friends over. You will get to hear all the cool songs in their playlist. But you will be too lazy to get off the couch and meet them. Not when Ned Stark is about to get axed!
5. You will have to make due with potted plants. Owning a condo means you will have to let go of your dreams of becoming the next Martha Stewart. The next best thing is getting a potted plant. Just remember to water them.
6. You will have the phone number of every restaurant that delivers takeout food imaginable. The kitchen will never be used. Every food will be take out. Remember that left over pizza? It is time for dinner.
7. Your room will always have dirty laundry. Dirty clothes, some weeks old, will be everywhere. You will just have to wear everything twice to made due with the lack of fresh laundry. And your friends will be like "That's the same shirt you puked on last night."
8. You will set your alarm clock to ring at at least four consecutive intervals but you will not wake up. You will eventually be scratched in the face by your cat, the lord of the condo, demanding that it be fed. Be prepared, this will be your daily routine.
9. You will get to have all your stuff at the last place you left them in. No parents will tell you to it up after you leave. You will get to create your own mess and keep it. That is life well lived.
10. You will host a Game Of Thrones viewing party in your very own Vermont Condo because you are awesome like that.
Having a place to call home at Vermont Condo never consider it a dull affair. Valar Morghulis.
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